Dildo

A cool name you can call the people you look up to, people you admire, people you love and care about etc

Boss: Hey your doing great today, keep up the good work!

You: Thanks Dildo! :D

Boss: ... (flustered by what you called them)

by Candice ;) December 15, 2021

Dildo

A toy to masturbate that looks like a penis or different shape

Girl 1: let me get her dildo!
Girl 2:is that my penis?

by Niggas be gay January 16, 2023

Singing dildos

When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.

You’re so bad haha singing dildos

by El_Chopo905 March 29, 2022

Dildo Munch

a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.

Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.

by Rob and John January 27, 2009

iowa dildo

when you use a corn on the cob, shucked or not, to penetrate a significant other

I used an iowa dildo on her and before you knew it she was popping out popcorn!

by throwaway6401 July 9, 2018

Dildo

And erected dick that is put in a pussy

Oh daddy pit your didlo in me
A Dildo

by Dihdaniel September 26, 2025

Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt

“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”

by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022