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Calm yo bed

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.
by bem123 May 23, 2009
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bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore
Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"
by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008
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Full as a bed tick

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick
by Mr Bute April 5, 2019
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Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks
"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"
by Eva T March 12, 2022
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Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?
by Sloth14 March 20, 2019
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tattle-tale bed

A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.
We got caught last night because she has a tattle-tale bed. Her dad hates me now.
by athemissbitch May 8, 2014
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Shit the bed Matilda

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!
by Sir Crapsaway August 2, 2016
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