I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what

Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024

Do you listen to Monster ?

if someone asks you if you listen to "Monster" by Seulgi and Irene, they ask if you're wlw.

Pers. 1 :" I like red velvet."
Pers. 2: " Do you listen to Monster ?"
Pers. 1: " Ohhh... yes, I do.."

by Imjaredim19 August 7, 2020

Do you feel in charge?

When you are about to kill your boss... possibly over strawberries and fiber for cross fitness.

"John I need you to go clean out the mens room"
"Do you feel in charge?"
"Whats with the bane mask?"

by Your father in heaven God March 6, 2021

Do you mind

Do you care?

Do you mind if I smoke here?

by jinhobrine June 10, 2017

why do you praise Putin

What you say to a toxic person online when they act like they praise Putin, the cause of the chaos in Ukraine.

Person 1: You're the type of person who would shit from their mouth and pee from their asshole
Person 2: why do you praise Putin + ratio + didn't ask

by Mr. Brony June 3, 2022

stars do you like dem

a joke from the fandom “swifties”

on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom

screamingiminlovewithyou: taylor what is this
Taylor Swift: Stars do you like dem

by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024