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winter express

You hear of winter express they are number 1 na
by MR.67 December 3, 2020
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winter-sheigh

The most gorgeous girl around! On the short side but makes up for it with sarcastic comebacks. Sweet and creative with a major soft spot for Dr. Spencer Reid
Random person: Winter-Sheigh is a little shit.

Winter-Sheigh: Fuck you
by A loving Wife December 10, 2020
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Winter Break

according to my mom, Winter Break is tons of random math questions, learning a new language, and chores every day
Winter Break is not meant for you to lounge around and do nothing, it is a vacation, which means you must do every chore I do and complete 10 pages of this random math textbook I bought from Costco
by ELLIE_theBean December 21, 2020
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Winter

Winter is coming.

Or

Winter is yet to come.
by MomsMessenger December 26, 2020
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Winter Breeze

When you cum into a ice tray. Freeze them and leave the cum cubes under your spouses pillowcase.
You're spouse: Why is the pillow so cold .
You: Must be the Winter Breeze.
by Dre Wallen January 11, 2021
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Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)
Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....
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winter

A literal hellhole. The amalgamation of all pain and agony, paved into the floor of a never ending path; The land of the wretched, and the ultimate sinners.
Wow that place reminds me of winter.
by n8sphatballots March 26, 2021
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