Window Dressing

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.

Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.

by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008

secret window

a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend

David and John pulled off a secret window with Mary last night

by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006

canadian window

A window opened to get Candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream. The Canadian rufied you. He also Random Hoboed you!

That canadian window is open, so i'm sure I will have visitors tonight.

by lafandadaylahusa the second November 18, 2010

Jump Out the Window

When you confess your love to someone.

"I think I'm ready to jump out the window and turn that nigga with right back into your friend though" - Big Sean

Yo dude I think I'm ready to jump out the window because of Alicia.

Dont do it dude! It has only been a week

by ThatttGuy April 19, 2017

to the window to the wall

The window is where you enter the pussy

The wall is once you're inside what you are rubbing up against

After that you skeet, skeet

Three, six, nine, damn your fine
Move it till you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low, get low, get low

To the window- to the wall
Till the sweat drop down my balls
All these bitches crawl
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)

Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low

by konichiwakitty May 9, 2005

window looker

Someone who compulsively looks into windows of buildings or parked cars to check out their own hair.

Dave, don't be such a window looker. Your hair looks the same as the last time you checked, 30 seconds ago.

by F117 April 27, 2009

Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016