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tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"
by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006
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Wisconsin Windshield Wiper

to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth
by spaulding123123 June 10, 2010
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poop window

You have to go, it's time to go, and if you don't go then you can't go until the next window.
My poop window is open I have to find a bathroom!
by westhollywooddesk September 3, 2016
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Windows 7

by Daniel7689 November 22, 2016
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South Windsor High School

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo
by CtDude7 January 19, 2012
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windextor

according to dane cook, windextor is the ghost that comes out of the windex bottle when in is set between mist and laser mode. he will cleanse your soul.

DANE COOK: i'm telling you, whenever you use a windex bottle, never put that shit half way. always make sure its lined up. there's no joke here, don't do that. bad things happen to good people. i know somebodys going to go home tonight and be like hold on i wanna try this shit. what happens if you don't line it up i just wanna see. what if when you did that a fucking ghost came out of it?
Ahahaha. he told you not to!! ahahahaha! i am windextor! i will clean your soul!
by windextor October 2, 2006
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Windows ME

The broken condom of Windows™ versions. It was a mistake.
Liz: I have Windows ME
Paul: Oh, I'm sorry... I hate you now.
by Paul June 22, 2004
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