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Ur mum

The insult all the og’s use . If you don’t know what to reply with or you think there’s a chance to make ppl laugh just say ur mum
Her tits are massive

So’s ur mums

This door handles so rusty

So’s ur mum

What you eating later

Ur mum
by Skirtskirtskirt February 21, 2020
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
by Pl@tty October 18, 2008
mugGet the Mum Spitmug.

nigels dead mums pension book

still withdrawing a rotten corpses weekly pension
nigels dead mums pension book is dead
by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
mugGet the nigels dead mums pension bookmug.

Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ur mum

"Ur mum" is a term used for people who "accidentally" say it on telegram in a group with teachers as of July 7, 2021.
Hamiza: TKRS dengan siapa?
Ikhwan: "Ur mum"
by IckyNotSticky July 11, 2021
mugGet the Ur mummug.

swifts mum

someone that kai deeply loves <333
kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot
by kaisshit November 16, 2021
mugGet the swifts mummug.

ur mum

sexy bitch
gets all the bitties
milf

whore
by im a milf March 9, 2022
mugGet the ur mummug.

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