Not-watch

The act of watching TV and playing on your phone/computer in such a way that by the end of the episode, you realize you haven't actually watched any of it.

"Hey, what'd you do last night?"

"The usual: just not-watched The Following"

"What happened?"

"......I don't know...."

by Dipstick1 April 13, 2013

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

Watch Superbad

To "Watch Superbad" is to lay down hold your girlfriend and tell her how much you love her. Possibly with a bit of boob holding but mostly kissing her and telling her she means the world to you and that your life is so much better with her.

Hey babe you wanna "Watch Superbad"?

by User_Generated April 27, 2024

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

Watch Dogs

A group of idiots owned by a brilliant guy with nice feet.

The watch dogs are single with no lifes

by Mr sexy 69 March 29, 2021

Watch your A’s

A term used for when you are likely to be kicked out of a GTA Online game if you click your A button (The dame button as your standard sprint button).

Grand Theft Auto V’s shitty party connectivity system will surely ruin your day.

Warmonger: I just bodied this fettle child
Ironclad: Watch your A’s
Warmonger: *While sprinting, gets dragged into another session*
Ironclad: Yeah

by FCNF Warmonger November 18, 2019

Watching Junjou

refers to watching any of the anime based on Shungiku Nakamura's work while sh-ing

guy a : "im gonna go watch junjou"

guy b : "please stop "watching junjou" and go seek a therapist"

by Doppio_Desu June 13, 2022