Wanged

To hit in a manner causing pain, esp to elbows, knees and head.

Man your ceiling is low, I just wanged my head.

by Phatwill June 10, 2005

design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer

Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.

by Jono February 16, 2005

wanker

1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.

1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.

by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003

Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...

A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

by AllyBGirl May 11, 2006

Wanker

British vulgarity:

1. One who masturbates.

2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.

Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.

1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.

2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!

by Fu Manchu August 31, 2008

BUS WANKER

A person that takes the bus to and from work or school. someone who is generally to lazy to walk a short distance so they get the bus.

People on the bus will often get called bus wankers by people passing.

Old people will use the bus. just because it's free. Not because there lazy. they could run the marathon.

YOUR MUMS A BUS WANKER

by MR BUS WANKER October 6, 2009

wankerlicous

a yummy wanker

yo that is wankerlicious

by Cullen White May 3, 2004