Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

Flag Wavey

Flag wavey is a behavior common among American caucasian males, nazis and isis ( the Islamic terrorist group not the Egyptian goddess)

These individuals feel a need to display or fly a flag of sorts typically of a political nature in their yards on their houses and on their vehicles.

Trump and Maga cultists, neo fascists and neo nazis are the groups that usually feel a need to engage in this behavior.

Also see "Trumpnut"

Example: "I don't understand Tom. He used to be a level headed guy until he came back from that trump rally, now he's all kinds of flag wavey"

#maga

by HighwayDrifter March 11, 2023

sagey wagey

is fucking ripped

sonya: dude just go get sagey wagey their fucking ripped and can beat dom up

by mxidtvji April 25, 2023

Chrissy wake up

The name of a cringe song made in 2021-2022. Seriously, please don’t sing this to me.

sentence 1: CHRISSY WAKE UP! I DONT LIKE THIS

sentence 2: Chrissy wake up is a bad song that should be forgotten.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet

OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready

by Pheobe Bruidgs August 16, 2023