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vampire facial

having a girl sit on your face while she’s on her period
real men let their girl do the vampire facial
by captainpoggers May 2, 2024
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Vampire Kiss

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.
by RedneckViking September 28, 2021
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Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
by BuffSammy January 24, 2024
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vampire

A vampire is someone who could come up to you, bite you and drink your blood from your neck.
I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).
I would love to be a vampire
by kakikakimakikaki October 31, 2020
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Validation Vampire

Key traits of a validation vampire:
• Constant need for praise and attention
• Self-focused; conversations center on their needs
• Frequent complaining and victimhood
• Little emotional reciprocity
• Blames others for their problems
• Leaves others feeling drained

How they drain energy:

• People-pleasing as a way to earn validation
• Creating drama or crises to attract attention
• Relying on others for continuous emotional reassurance
She avoids spending too much time with him because he turns every interaction into an opportunity to feed his inner validation vampire.
by Chiefee42 November 8, 2025
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Sight Vampire

When someone see blood they get excited and happy. They would self harm just to see that. Maybe kill animals or kill someone. It's too dangerous so they just self harm or ask other Sight Vampires. But to make it shorter just say S.Vamp
"Is it bad if I am a Sight Vampire?"
by BloodCutie~<3 August 2, 2017
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Alp (Vampire)

Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.
1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"

2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013
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