No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Nicholas Golden Valentino

He likes to cry about it..

Look! He's crying! He must be Nicholas Golden Valentino

by khaws November 13, 2022

my bloody valentine

A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.

I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.

by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022

Sara Lee Kim Valentina Jena Sailo Uzumael Singh

Sara's full name

Sara's full name is Sara Lee Kim Valentina Jena Sailo Uzumael Singh

by asdasdasdkim June 20, 2023

Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko

Hahahahaha! That was great! Great finish!

*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*

Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

isabelle denise valentine

stupid brat

yea you know isabelle denise valentine shes a stupid brat

by coolmansupercool December 4, 2023

oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.

man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025