Twitter

The very thing wrong with our society

Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.

by Psuedosocial January 21, 2021

twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.

Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.

by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014

twitter-puff

a nickname a hot girl gives you

I love you, baby. you're my sweet lil' Twitter-puff

by pussymaryjane September 1, 2016

Twitter

A place where straight guys act gay just to score with females

"why do you simp for girls on twitter"

by randi101 April 13, 2020

number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Drunk twitter

A) everything, like all posts, on Twitter right now
B) your posts on Twitter that you create while craft and bail

First of all get of drunk Twitter definition b); Twitter and alcohol are not a food combination. Now be suspicious of everything you see on Twitter because of drunk Twitter definition a); it looks like everything that was twitterposed was composed by drunk people.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2022

Twitter Users

Arrogant; Insecure; Racist; Mentally ill; Egotistical; Hypocritical. Think of the worst person you know, pretty good chance they spend most of the day on Twitter acting like a prick to anyone who don’t agree with them while they continue to rot in their bed or chair.

Person 1 : “Hey dude wanna go out today?”
Person 2 : “yea sure just don’t invite Person 3, every time we hang out he constantly takes pictures of people and makes fun of them”

Person 3 : “dude he’s a twitter user what do you expect? He’s gonna die alone like most twitter users anyways”.

by Inabakumori fan ^_^ March 14, 2024