ashtons.pet.lemon.tree

A great friend who has a strange obsession with 5 Second of Summer and My Chemical Romance.

ashtons.pet.lemon.tree🥺

by Ashtons.pet.lemontreefp May 30, 2021

Purple Bush Tree BDSM

Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple

“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”

by Trippie-Seth July 18, 2021

The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.

Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

the bruncle tree

a family tree where every relative is related in more than one way to every other relative

everyone in my family is part of the bruncle tree

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!

My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023