tongue joust

A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.

Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.

Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?

Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?

by El Duderowski June 16, 2011

tongue-wrestling

When you're forcefully making out with someone and regular french-kissing just isn't kinky enough. Attempting to pin opponent's tongue for three seconds or more. Victor proclaims the most powerful tongue in the land, and after he/she is permitted to do a lil dancey dance while exclaiming "Huzzah!".

Zack: "Hey Charlie, I heard you were talking mad shit tonight. You think you wanna settle the score with a tongue-wrestling match?"

Charlie: "Hell yeah, huzzah bitch. I'm ready."

*Zack and Charlie leave the room and passionately tongue-wrestle*

by wrestlemania69 February 21, 2021

Bung tongue

When u eat a girls ass, you may expirience a nasty taste on your tongue.

those girls in brazil love when guys eat there ass.
Yea, i know... They get that great taste of bung tongue!!!

by Insane V December 9, 2004

Cow Tongue Sandwich

Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.

Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.

"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"

"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"

by BigRob02 February 11, 2008

blue tongue

the result of eating out a person with blue waffle.

ew this one chick had blue waffle now i got blue tongue.. gross. but i work it.

by dirty piss head October 30, 2010

Tongue Sandwich

When a tongue gets caught whilst giving a girl cunnilingus because she squeezes hard.

Patrick's tongue s hurting after a painful, wet tongue sandwich with his girl.

by G Misk March 6, 2012

silver tongued

Silver tongued:

Someone who has a way with words!

Although he's a total liar, Barack Obama is a silver tongued bastard.

by adickdidtoyou September 21, 2016