beating the meat

What males should probably never do without lotion.

I walked in on the fool beating the meat dry. Damn, I hope he ain't start no fire....

by None Of Ya Damn Bid-ness April 19, 2008

meat rose

a dilapidated asshole, as from rough back door loving

a meat rose by any other name would smell as sweet

by Oysters Rockefeller January 30, 2008

Jew Meat

Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.

Playing mad libs

Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"

Woman: "Kosher?"

Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."

by J.P.H. June 12, 2008

slip the meat

Phrase usually used in conjunction with " to her", as, "slip the meat to her". Defined as putting your cock(the meat) into her, or fucking her.

Susie is passed out on the couch, so I think I'll slip the meat to her.

She'll get over it, I'll just slip the meat to her and she'll be alright.

That bitch, someone needs to slip the meat to her so she won't be so cranky.

by Renown February 25, 2008

Spank Meat

Slut. Whore. Well used pussy.

Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.

My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018

meat bubble

A meat bubble is when you fart and it feels like a bubble rolls up your taint.

Mike's taint was tickled by a meat bubble.

by Bubble Boy April 09, 2008

Meat Pack

An accurately weighed high premium quality glass barbeque feast.

Bro! bro!, I found a Meat Pack under the couch! - crank up the bar-b, we's gunna get spent

by Professor Spendser August 23, 2008