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Calm yo bed

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.
by bem123 May 23, 2009
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bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore
Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"
by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008
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Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks
"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"
by Eva T March 12, 2022
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hes in your bed

and im in your twitch chat
omg hes in your bed 😰😰😰😰
haha im in ur twitch chat 👹👹👹
omg lets get married jaredd ✨✨✨👺👺👺
ok wilby scoot 🥺🥺🥺🥺
by wilbursimp November 21, 2021
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Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
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tattle-tale bed

A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.
We got caught last night because she has a tattle-tale bed. Her dad hates me now.
by athemissbitch May 8, 2014
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hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.
by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023
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