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bed sheet troll

Noun: Bed Sheet Troll
1. A woman who engages in sexual intercourse in a profligate manner
2. (informal) a promiscuous woman

Synonyms:
chicken head, cyprian, douche bag, floozie, hussy, loose, promiscuous, skank, slut, sluttish, strumpet, tart, trull, wanton, wench, whore
Guy: "Oh, look sweetheart, your best friend is doing some strange guy in our bed!"

Girl: "Haha, I know, she's such a bed sheet troll!"
by Steve Monroe January 11, 2008
mugGet the bed sheet trollmug.

Calm yo bed

C: I am FREAKING out!

B: Just calm yo bed fool.
by bem123 May 23, 2009
mugGet the Calm yo bedmug.

Full as a bed tick

Just had a large fish chips and curry sauce, my belly is full as a bed tick
by Mr Bute April 5, 2019
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Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?
by Sloth14 March 20, 2019
mugGet the Baltimore Bed and Breakfastmug.

tattle-tale bed

A bed that makes loud noises from any movement, usually related to when sexual activities take place.
We got caught last night because she has a tattle-tale bed. Her dad hates me now.
by athemissbitch May 8, 2014
mugGet the tattle-tale bedmug.

hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.
by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023
mugGet the hillsdale bunk bedmug.

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
mugGet the bed-o-snakesmug.

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