Tight and Shiny

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.

Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then

finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.

by melhorn April 3, 2022

Tight

Jews attitude to purchasing things

Them Jews are tight with their money

by thegreengardener April 12, 2022

Tight asshole

When your asshole/butthole is tight normally if it’s too tight you finger it

Shane’s big dick couldn’t fit in toms tight asshole so shane stuck his fingers and toms mouth and shoved them up his asshole, he wiggled his fingers a bit and then tried to fit his dick in

by Gay person OH YESS February 22, 2022

TIGHT

COMBIAND TOGETHR

MY BAG IS TO TIGHT

by KHALID LOAY February 25, 2022

Tight Egg

“ tight egg is when u shove 4 egg up a girl ass and punch her in the stomach while she poop out eggs and cook them sunny side style”

I just Tight Egg my bitch, and the egg taste delicious!

by 67 toxic December 28, 2020

Left and Tight

The overall ideal of a person leaving for no fucking reason. Even if theres a good reason to stay, or a bad reason to leave. — Leaving just knowing you can do something, knowing you can’t come back after pulling that dumbshit. The feeling of tucking your dick and balls between your legs in a knot, beyond repair afterwards.

Eg.
“Wow! He’s gone, he’s left and tight..”

by GradeCunderC January 1, 2021

Allison tight

A term for a useless female welder that is weak and can’t tighten anything up

Wtf this is Allison tight loose as fuck who tightened this up

by bsk$$$ January 1, 2021