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Stanley Steamer

An act of sex where the male takes a large dump on the floor. He then proceeds to do his partner from behind, grabbing her hind legs and dragging her through the manure like he is running a carpet cleaner.
My landlord asked why there was a brown stain on my carpet. I said, I gave my girl a Stanley Steamer to try and clean up last week but it just seemed to grind it in.
by W. T. Johnston August 14, 2017
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Newfoundland Steamer

Taking a poop while the shower is running, which createsa poop-steam combo.
Yes, by....that's a ripe Newfoundland Steamer you left for pa
by Fly-By Day March 20, 2024
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Cleveland steamer

When one wipes his finger in his ass and puts it in his partner upper lip
This motherfucker Farrell wiped his finger in his asshole and wiped it on my lip and gave me a motherfucking gaw damn cleveland steamer like a bitch
by nmgfh April 12, 2023
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Baccy Steamer

A spin on the classic Cleveland Steamer - this sexual act involves eating a diverse and immense amount of food from a high-end all-you-can-eat buffet, allowing enough time for it properly digest and fester, and then defecating it all on the chest of a prostitute.

(Named after the world-famous Bacchanal Buffet in Las Vegas, where this act was pioneered, circa 2022).
Bro, that Vegas trip was epic; we found a nice hooker that let us do Baccy Steamers for only $100 each.
by Nasty Nate 420 June 21, 2022
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Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
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steamer

You take a poop when someone is taking a shower so they smell it
Im going to take a steamer
by seahawksfan24120 January 6, 2016
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