my relationship status

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

by I'm_Gay February 22, 2017

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Crack Status

Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling.

1: What's up?
2: Crack status chillin, you?
1: Word. Same.

by [lena] December 22, 2007

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Restless Status Syndrome

Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.

Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.

by cornmonster January 06, 2010

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Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

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Status Quo Bro

A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.

These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!

by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016

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