Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

The Pig Lady

The woman all kingwood/ humble/ porter kids know will sell them booze and not question their age. (RIP Nancy.)

"Let's get some beer... lets go to the pig lady!!"

by kingwoodkid May 18, 2008

The Pit

The dent a fat man/woman makes underneath their feet when he/she jumps on a trampoline.

I was having fun at the trampoline park until I fell into The Pit.

by EnderFlop November 15, 2014

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

pulling the pin

To smoke an illegal or controlled substance out of a hollowed out frag grenade using a mesh bowl inserted in the top, and a plastic or rubber tube protruding from a hole drilled in the bottom.

Andy: Hey man have you seen Spence?

Nance: No broski, he's in jail.

Andy: Why man?

Nance: He was caught pulling the pin!

by Mr. Giggly Google Goggles MAN July 25, 2010

Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.

"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015

Nick The Pig

The baddest mother fucker in Vancouver BC if not the world. This mother fucker will sell a guitar to anyone and everyone. No shit Nick The Pig is the fucking man!

Yo that dude is fucking bad ass.

He is but he aint no Nick The Pig!

NIck The Pig has a giant fucking cock!

by The Wolf of Alma st August 2, 2018