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Snot Burrito

When you're afraid of blowing your nose in public, so you just pinch the snot into your face mask. It is indeed a disgusting sensation.
"I really had to blow my nose on the bus, but I didn't want to make anyone scared ... so I blew it into my face mask."
"That's what I call a snot burrito!"
by waffleenio February 9, 2022
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me?hello?? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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jean burrito

That jean burrito, EH. What's that aboot?
by pringerb December 17, 2011
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Burrito

A food that is covered in a tortilla or some other kind of sheet

The thing I shove up my ass sometimes
Random ass dude: Ay man what chu eating
Me: A burrito

*bangs on door*
Coach: What going on in there?
*slowly puts burrito in the ass*
Me: nothing sir
by PeepMC April 14, 2021
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israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada
I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.
by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023
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Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.
by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024
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Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.
Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.
by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018
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