two dildos

The most dangerous set of weapons known to man.

How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?

by RySenkari July 10, 2009

Two four

When you are playing a card game such as killer or poker and you you get a two and a four. You have to take two Shots or drink two times.

Yo! Liz got two four! She gotta drink twice!

by VietPhunguyen July 18, 2009

number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

by rideon88 December 7, 2006

two kinds

Don't even- you motherf- just no. No read. Bad.

Two kinds fucking sucks

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021

Two in the Tank

Slang: An upper decker - When one defecates into the tank of a toilet as a prank, so that until all the poop dissolves, poop water flushes the toilet. A popular facet of "not my house."

Yo lets go out to that party at 18th and bro and two in the tank!

by fromdeland October 21, 2009

Two-popper

Word used to describe a fart that barely has enough oomph to push your ass cheeks apart to escape, and ends up being short and faint, but has just enough audibility to pop twice. Hence it is a two-pop fart, or a "Two-popper".

After the chili-bean surprise, Robbie let off a series of two-poppers that could've peeled the paint off the wall.

by Whiskey Drinker Me July 14, 2010

two-tooth

What some call the inbred, cousin-and-sibling-marrying backwoods rednecks that are usually identifiable by their lack of proper oral hygien.

(Anybody ever see the movie "Deliverance"?

"What an idiot... he must be from Two-tooth, Kansas."

by Keith November 29, 2003