why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.

well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot

by CJBrimson August 13, 2011

glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

Tabler

A guy who forgets his tent when camping and sleeps on the picnic table.

Tyler is such a tabler.

by Jtobin06 May 29, 2017

get out of the table

An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.

Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."

by vivian February 10, 2004

Table Time

When your doing a chick from behind, and she has her elbows on the table in front of her, you say “Do you know what time it is?”. When she replies “No”, you say “Table Time” and slam her head onto the table.

Table Time is not recommended for people who want to keep an relationship. Just warning you

by Ezgamer July 21, 2008

tabochistry

The big problem of the day that has no real word to explain it.

That laptop waffle threw me in a paniced state because it was such a tabochistry.

by Chrishter July 4, 2007