Cartography Table

A very sexy object that anyone could bang at any time

Bob” look at that sexy cartography table, i would smash.”

by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019

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El Table

Spanish slang for strip club

Vamos al el table?

Let's go to the stripclub

by Kawasakikilla January 22, 2020

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Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

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Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.

Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

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Reopen table

Is making an online table reservation at a restaurant that is about to reopen post the Coronavirus outbreak.

We made a" Reopen table" reservation for 4 at the best Steakhouse on The "Charm'tastic Mile".

by Dunkadelic Era April 28, 2020

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Round Table

A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.

"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

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