Reverse Midas Touch

See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'

Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.

Turns everything to crap.

Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.

Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."

by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022

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to lose one's touch

To lose the ability or talent once had. No longer being in posses of a particular skill or a set of skills towards a certain matter.

Pietro is no longer able to present classes, he has completely lost his touch.

NOTE: to lose one's touch was applied with "his", could be her, its, your, our and their.

by teachergui January 17, 2018

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Touch n bust

Is when crack cocaine is so soft and wet when you touch it ,it falls apart

Man I don’t want that damn touch n bust, I want that real hard!! ( in crack head voice)

by Jaydeegtmny July 27, 2021

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Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice

It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben

by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020

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