by Jaydeegtmny July 27, 2021
Get the Touch n bustmug. A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020
Get the Touch My Bumpkinmug. To lose the ability or talent once had. No longer being in posses of a particular skill or a set of skills towards a certain matter.
Pietro is no longer able to present classes, he has completely lost his touch.
NOTE: to lose one's touch was applied with "his", could be her, its, your, our and their.
NOTE: to lose one's touch was applied with "his", could be her, its, your, our and their.
by teachergui January 17, 2018
Get the to lose one's touchmug. See 'Jackass Of All Trades.'
Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Somebody who is absolutely useless at any task.
Turns everything to crap.
Ask him to perform a task and he will make a substandard effort.
Tradie: "Hey boss, why did you fire T?"
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
Boss: "Because he was fucken useless, the Jackass of All Trades had a Reverse Midas Touch."
Tradie: "Whoa, fuck me dead and call me Mary, I guess the company was going into the shitter..."
by Schteeeeve March 6, 2022
Get the Reverse Midas Touchmug. by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020
Get the Pre-Marital Touchingmug. The Month Of November Is The Month Of Titty Touching And Nipple Grabbing.In November Everybody Gets Free Passes To Grab Tittys And Nipples.
by ThemonthMan October 3, 2019
Get the Titty Touch Novembermug. The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.
by tpf November 29, 2010
Get the Touch Pad Fingermug.