Google bitch

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.

I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.

by Miksah August 16, 2019

Hand-google

A term which means having to use your phone or other electronic device to search Google for the meaning of something when Alexa has no idea what you’re talking about.

Sorry Oscar,your going to have to hand-google it. Alexa says she does not know that.

by Doguehaus September 15, 2019

post-Google

after google was started

post-Google Earth era

by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012

google birthday

Celebrating the fake birthdate you entered on your google account.

'What's with the party hat Meg?'

'It's not Meg, it's Melanie, the fake name I gave my google account three years ago and today is my google birthday.'

'Happy google birthday, fake Melanie.'

by pseudonnnnnnnnym December 11, 2017

google slides

google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019

you got a pair of google slides? me too!

by relevationslrf February 24, 2022

Google it up

It means to search something up on the Google search engine that you do not know about. A question or thought and see what the answer or result is.

Person 1: Do you know when the Byzantine Empire was in exisitence?

Person 2: Google it up.

Person 1: Do you know what the Magna Carta is?

Person 2: Just Google it up.

by sfcidustin February 16, 2019

Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014