Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 12, 2012
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Down bad

When you give your life savings to a girl that looks like grimace just to get some pussy
Harold is down bad for that wilder beast
by Fjdgfi May 09, 2023
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Bad Buns

An expression used to let your buddies know that a female whom possesses a pair of sweet cheeks is nearby and in sight.
Damn, would you look at those bad buns!
by Lil Gabey Wabey June 29, 2015
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Bad Animal

An unusual or unorthodox person. Someone or something that does everything ass backwards. Can also mean a situation that you don't want to get involved in.
Stubborn and hardheaded to a fault, usually getting oneself or others into a dangerous situation
Johnny is just a Bad Animal, right or wrong he's gotta do it his own way.
That roof is a Bad Animal I'm done trying to fix it.
by NightbyDay January 02, 2015
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bad service

What Esther's specializes in.
Kurtie- "We ordered 5 hours ago, where the fuck is our food?"

Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."

Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
by KatieeisKinky. December 08, 2009
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grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.
After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.
by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018
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Bad Porridge

Something a guy named Nick aka “Wick Nisely” uses to refer to something posted on Facebook as lame.
I’m sorry, but your responses are like bad porridge.”
by Mbk13 December 08, 2018
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