by The.best.memeist June 22, 2020
Get the A simp.mug. A term used by incels and misogynists to shame gentlemen who respect women and defend them. It's also used to shame provider men who take care of their women and protect them.
*A man protects and provides for his woman and treats her as a priority*
Failure incel: he's a simp.
Failure incel: he's a simp.
by Freakphobe January 6, 2021
Get the Simpmug. A male feminist.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A straight simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for women, though no one knows why he acts so inferior to women and does whatever feminists want, and no one knows why he would want a feminist over a normal woman who does not have a brain tumor.
A gay simp is a simp because he desires the straight simps, but the straight simps act disgusted when he even flirts with them, despite their claims that they aren't homophobic. Gay simps also act like their inferior to women and will do anything for feminists. No one knows why gay simps try to go for homophobic simps instead of perfectly healthy normal men without a brain tumor.
A bi simp is a simp because he has an unhealthy desire for both men and women. Bi simps, like the previous two simp categories, will also act inferior to women and do anything for feminists. No one knows why a bi simp would choose a feminist/simp over a perfectly healthy man or woman who does not have a brain tumor.
George: I'm a male feminist.
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
Ruby: ...
George: I'll do anything for feminists, because men are inferior to women!
Ruby: What a simp.
George: *EXPLODES
by Acid Kritana October 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Friend: *showing a pic of his girl to his best friend bc he loves her*
Best friend: ahahah she’s kinda hot doe.
Friend: bruh you kinda a simp :/
Best friend: ahahah she’s kinda hot doe.
Friend: bruh you kinda a simp :/
by ReRint November 12, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Leila: haha ur such a simp Benji
Benji: lol how?
Leila: ahaha u were talking to that egirl all night completing her even tho u got a girl
Benji: bruhhh
Benji: lol how?
Leila: ahaha u were talking to that egirl all night completing her even tho u got a girl
Benji: bruhhh
by hentaisimpenthusiast April 11, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Scrimbledegg April 3, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. by 0273uejejaiw November 7, 2019
Get the Simpmug.