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tech collar

Sophisticated crime done by the technologically advanced cyber Hacker.
They've broken through the firewalls, our counter attacks have been corrupt. The tech collar criminals have complete control of the network and all systems we’re locked out.
by Nico Suavacito May 19, 2021
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tech

tech (adj). someone smart is tech. derived from the room (30/01/22)
she a fucking diana and she tech too.
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by anonymous January 30, 2024
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St. John's Tech

A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
Hey, I'm not retarded. I just go to St. John's Tech.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018
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tech

A word used instead of teacher for anonymity. Usually it is used to alert your friends when they are gaming in class to the presence of a teacher.
- A student playing games in class
- Teacher starts walking towards the front

"TECH! TECH!"

*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."
by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025
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tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry
i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023
by anonymous May 8, 2023
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Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians
by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022
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