They've broken through the firewalls, our counter attacks have been corrupt. The tech collar criminals have complete control of the network and all systems we’re locked out.
by Nico Suavacito May 19, 2021
Get the tech collarmug. by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
Get the techmug. When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.
We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.
by anonymous January 30, 2024
Get the tech spiralmug. A school full of teachers who say they aren't racist. (But come on. Let's be honest here.) Along with that a dean who doesn't do shit. And kids who have the IQ of Amy Schumer.
by YoGrannyABigOlTranny May 22, 2018
Get the St. John's Techmug. A word used instead of teacher for anonymity. Usually it is used to alert your friends when they are gaming in class to the presence of a teacher.
- A student playing games in class
- Teacher starts walking towards the front
"TECH! TECH!"
*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."
- Teacher starts walking towards the front
"TECH! TECH!"
*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."
by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025
Get the techmug. by anonymous May 8, 2023
Get the tech mommymug. 