Secondhand suicide 

Someone who wants to die, but won't commit suicide.
Often because they don't actually want to die, they're too scared to or because of family, friends or pets.

"I want to die, but i cant commit suicide because i'm too scared" she said
"That's called *secondhand suicide* and you're not alone in feeling this way" he answered

Secondhand suicide by secretlynumb June 4, 2021

Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.

I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.

Pitbull Suicide by 960xxx September 30, 2016

secondary suicide 

Secondary suicide is when someone has given up on life. Someone who is suicidal but is to afraid or not willing to take their own life’s because of religious beliefs or because of not wanting those they love to not feel as they have did something wrong or to blame theirselves.

A secondary suicide is someone who is patiently waiting for death but not seeking it.

They have givin up on trying to make a good life they are just constantly going through the motions. But will never show or say anything about how they feel because they don’t believe they deserve to be worried about. They believe they are nothing and will never be nothing and that no one will ever love them, so they don’t trust people who claim to care/love them they believe that it is impossible for someone to genuinely care for them so they constantly feel alone, sad, usually depressed and some cases angry with the world and themselves so they do nothing but wait on death.

Usually secondary suicide follows along with depression, ptsd, and borderline personality disorder

J is a secondary suicider and doesn’t get close to anybody.

secondary suicide by Your mother’s lover June 15, 2021

anal suicide 

That unseen act happening in the stall next to you, characterized by mysterious and horrible sounds and smells, groans and gasps, maybe even cursing or weeping, and usually accompanied by plopping and splashing of water, multiple toilet flushes and sighs.

I swear the dude in the stall next to me just committed anal suicide; it's like all his innards fell out through his ass and he flushed them down the toilet. The smell almost killed me.

anal suicide by simplyscott December 20, 2012

Alabama Suicide jerk 

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, call your sister/brother (nigga you gay?), cousin, nephew etc. and try and finish before they enter the room.

"Yo bro my sister ended up fucking me after I did the Alabama Suicide jerk, so much for a weekend of fun"

Alabama Suicide jerk by theboi669 April 18, 2019

Cultural Suicide 

When people totally neglect their own culture and imitate another culture. many people think that globalization has caused young people to culturally-suicide.

cultural suicide is most likely to occur when a teenager is being intensively exposed to different culture

Cultural Suicide by mado Dolce December 22, 2010

social suicide 

committing something that would hurt or destroy your reputation socially; doing something that would make you seem like a loser, weirdo, etc..

Kid: I heard Ben's mom forced him to join the Math Olympiads!
Other Kid: No way! Ben is way too cool for that... if it's really true, then he's committing social suicide!

social suicide by benny trey October 9, 2017