Connor steamer

When someone is eating your ass, and processed to take a shit on the persons face.

Oh man, i went on a hike with this chick and i totaly gave her a connor steamer.
Dude, i went on a hike with that same chick too. She requested the same thing. But, the fucked up part was. I was standing up.

by Meanersteamer October 3, 2017

reverse jungle steamer

When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.

Wow, Shalyn just took a huge reverse jungle steamer on Willie and poop sprayed everywhere.

by Debodatubz October 24, 2022

Toxic Steamer

A Toxic Steamer is when you conjure a massive shit while at work or in school. During a steamer it feels like pyrotechnics going off in your asshole and it leads to paint coming off of the walls.

Terry was at work and took a toxic steamer in the shitter. While in the shitter it felt like fireworks going off in his asshole. When he got in the shitter the walls were white, when he left they were yellow.

by TheMassiveShitter July 26, 2025

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Grim Steamer

The act of taking a dump in a grave yard at night.

On the way home from the beach one night, Kevin took a grim steamer near that church on Rt 78.

by jslo December 14, 2009

Spectacle Steamer

The act of shitting so intensely that your glasses fog up from your own sweat.

I just had a real Spectacle Steamer the other day after eating an entire bag of shredded cheese.

by firechild555 April 8, 2025

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015