Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

steamers breakfast

When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.

Girl: "will you give me the steamers breakfast please"

by Justus-is-real December 3, 2016

DC Red Line Steamer

Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.

Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.

by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021

Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.

Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.

by Like shappard June 27, 2024

white chocolate steamer

When a white raper gives a cleaveland steamer.

Ooooooo dawg I gave that girl a white chocolate steamer

by Diddlewood September 3, 2016

ocean steamer

An ocean steamer is when you go down on a woman and her pussy lips grab a hold of you like an octopus and try sucking you down, disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle

I had a real whale of a time the other day in this bbw. I couldn’t breathe from the ocean steamer.

by xXJustBlaze420Xx June 15, 2019

Lower Decky Steamer

When you tape the entire toilet seat leaving one whole for you to poop down. You sit down backwards and you push as hard as you can while whistling steam boat Willie.

I heard Wilson taking a fat lower decky steamer during our lunch break earlier.

by George_Clooney1 February 4, 2025