my relationship status

Questionable.

My relationship status?

It's questionable.

(I'm gay.)

by I'm_Gay February 21, 2017

Tiger Woods Status

Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.

Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}

The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status

by Catdog12756 November 12, 2011

Big dick status

A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches

I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!

by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020

Restless Status Syndrome

Abbreviated RSS, Restless Status Syndrome is a common malady experience by frequent facebook users, were they repeatedly change there status, sometimes several times a minute, clogging their friends' feed and generally pissing everyone off. It is often caused by social insecurity, excessive boredom, and people thinking they're really funny.

Wow, Hannah just changed her status like thirty times!
That's because she has Restless Status Syndrome.

by cornmonster January 5, 2010

Birthday Card Status

When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?

We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!

by Lucy Loo Allblue February 4, 2012

Status Quo Bro

A dude with disdain for protestors of systemic injustice. He mocks or shouts down those who want to live in a world different than the one we had yesterday.

These very fortunate status quo bros think that America is perfect how it is, so protestors are just whiners!

by uniquenowflake8 July 11, 2016

facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

by soapy pickle November 4, 2013