Jolly Rancher Status 

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

Jolly Rancher Status by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Chiggy-Butt-Status 

(noun) - Chiggy-Butt-Status is the status given to an individual who is either:

-an asshole
-a cunt-licker
-a friend who never lets you win an arguement
-the kid that nobody knows and nobody likes
-When your friend finished the math homework and wont let you copy
-and pretty much anyone else you would call a doochebag, elephant penis, or filthy twat.

Some doochebag walks past us in the hallway...

After he passes we all turn to each other, and while nodding, say "He has Chiggy-Butt-Status"

Chiggy-Butt-Status by King PTR February 5, 2009

tard status 

-a describing words for someone who does something incredibly stupid or looks ridiculous or dumb.

'Oh my god, that outfit is tard status'

tard status by bananananamana. November 12, 2007

yeme status 

you make someone stop what they are saying by playing them

Person A: "you stupid!"
Person B: "no, you so stupid on job applications that when it says 'do not write on this dotted line' you put 'okay.'"

Crowd looking on: "Oooo! He just put you on yeme status!"

yeme status by DJ NIcky Nick December 21, 2007

thumbtack status 

another way to say posted or chilling out

I'm on thumbtack status

thumbtack status by babygirl69 June 25, 2008

garbo status

the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.

tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"

garbo status by tobinladen August 19, 2008

Breco Status 

adj.

1. when a nigga caked up with his bitch
2. when you actin like a sucka for love

him: im bout to just roll with yall niggas,

his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..

him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..

-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo

Breco Status by Unknown2012-22 February 20, 2009