Stanislaw

Shotgunning a beer whilst taking a poop on the toilet.

Dude, Matt just totally rocked a stanislaw!
What's a stanislaw?
It's when you shotgun a beer while you take a shit!
Nice.

by Scennybear July 8, 2012

Kelvin status

When you have been deleted and blocked from contacting someone on Facebook~Twitter~myspace and all other social networking sites, when your text messages are blocked, your calls are not answered or returned, you have been deleted from their contacts, their job screens all your phone calls and every time you call they are "unavailable", and/or there is a restraining order out against you.

Therese-“Are you still seeing that guy that you met last week at the club?”

Maria-“Hell to the naw gurl; AND he won’t stop calling me, emailing me, texting me. It is a hot mess!!! I finally had to put his a** on Kelvin status.”

Therese-“Ooh wee gurl, you know you buggin when you get put on Kelvin status!!!”

by QueenBeeMiMi May 26, 2010

platinum status

usually used in tha rap industry regardin to a rappa's status

2pac's well sold albums earned him platinum status

by blitz December 4, 2003

creeper status

Someone who constantly likes, comments, and views you facebook profile page and will always appear on the top of your "Top 10 stalker" lists.

Brandon: Hey do you know that Ann girl?
Nick: Yeah dude she is always liking and commenting on all of my stuff.
Brandon: yeah she is creeper status.
Nick: For real.

by karkis91 July 13, 2010

Satanus

That's Latin for "satan".

A: I just made a deal with Satanus to become the richest man in the world.

B: Dude, you're going to Hell!

by sad1juggalo May 13, 2009

Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

The status is yams

From Hebrew (Hamazav Batata) , my current status is not good. Usually comes as a reply to the question "how are you".

Hamazav in Hebrew means "the current state".
Batata in Hebrew means Yams.

- Hey man , what's up ?
- I just lost my job , Hamazav Batata.

- Wow , dude , what happend to your car ?
- Ahh , I crashed it last night , the status is yams.

by TheYoYoMaN August 28, 2005