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bro your penis is small

when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"
by fuckyoutrevor January 10, 2012
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small dick big dreams

a label put onto those people who have exceptionally small male genitalia, as well as enormous hopes, ambitions, and goals.
Oh man, that guy looks like he has small dick big dreams
by wafflecuck April 6, 2017
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too small 2b tall

when he's over six-feet with a littlle 6 inch or less.
I thought he'd be way bigger than that, damn I was wrong he's just too small 2b tall.
by above average freak June 26, 2009
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You're Killin' Me, Smalls!

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.
Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?
by PrettierThanYourGF June 13, 2016
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Brennan small dick

A faggot who sucks monkey cock and is Jacobs bitch
Is that Brennan

Ya he has a Brennan small dick
by Ianisafaggot69 January 9, 2019
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city boy's small town

A large town or small city with a population between about 6,000 and 30,000. Such an area is often called a "small town", inaccurately, by people from much bigger cities. A resident of a true small town knows that "small" means having fewer than five restaurants and socializing in the only grocery store's parking lot.
William: "This small town doesn't have Olive Garden, there is only one Starbucks, and the mall is only one level!"

Chris: "You're in a city boy's small town. Where I'm from, girls put on makeup and fix their hair before going to Waffle House."
by Lavender12 June 19, 2015
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