Shootz Mahalo

Greatest Respect... Defined in English meaning "Right on Thank You" Universal Use...Shootz We Go...

Shootz Mahalo Aloha Hawaii

by ShootzMahalo January 5, 2014

shooting the beaver

The act of blowing a load on a females vagina

Ahh dude..... as I was fucking my girlfriend, she said make sure you pull out and are shooting the beaver.

by wonderash April 17, 2014

shoot the pony

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.

You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.

by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014

shooting shots

Firing off insults at a person unnecessarily.

A: Hey you’re really bad at driving

B: Why you shooting shots bro? You know I’m trying my hardest.

by Ray =) December 26, 2017

pearl shooting

the fine art of shooting pearls found in the bottom of easy way drinks. 'shooting' is usually perfomed with an oversized straw also available at the easy way bar.... Pearls are often 'gooey' as this helps them stick more efficiently

pearl shooting at passing shore boys hats.

by schmell March 9, 2010

Crack Shoot

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.

'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'

by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

tooter shooter

This is among one of the sex acts not in the kamasutra. It's when you are engaging in intercourse with your partner, doggy style, and you're on the verge of finishing. You would then pull out, and finish, but about a foot away from his/her rectum, and aim for their anus. Thus, completing the "tooter shooter."

Ryan - "Aw I'm gonna finish!"
Debbie - "Pull out! Pull out!"
Ryan - "Time for the tooter shooter!"

by Sackster5569 August 7, 2016