A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture March 26, 2014
by Lazy Bol October 08, 2019
You're such a dumb sausage
by Buster71373 February 25, 2017
Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.
She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.
by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011
by Venus Fatale February 16, 2018
My friend was changing pants in front of me and his penis flopped out between the boxers slit, it looked like a pale sausage.
by Eddie Sausage February 10, 2017
A bar that always has the same dudes sitting around drinking beer, usually in the middle of the day.
Stopped in to see Andie at Hooters today, and saw the same old sausage trough lined up drinking America's.
by denimdave77 August 17, 2016