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English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024
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Munsta/Samson

A funny way to say you have a big pp to people.
For EX. blud got a munsta/samson him
by Munsta man February 25, 2026
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Smoked Salmon

When a woman farts and the toot is caught by the labia causing it to come out the front. AKA: Exit through the gift shop.
"Sheila farted last night, it must have caught the lips....cause I was really craving some smoked salmon"
by Flirtin Burton August 25, 2025
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Washington salmon farm

When one puts caviar in the rectum then puts anus to vagina much like a boat docking, then pushes the caviar into the vagina impregnating the woman with the fish eggs mush like salmon in Washington state
I need to buy cavier, I’m gonna Washington salmon farm this bitch
by Cavier_addict August 31, 2025
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Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.
Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it
by Eagle80 September 3, 2025
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chewing the salmon

when one proceeds to gnaw on a womans pink vaginal area 'salmon' i chewed that salmon
you ever been caught chewing the salmon?
by john wezt the fisherman October 20, 2008
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Like a Salmon

to do something, absolutly anything and say like a salmon afterwards......
#1hey guys im just gonna shoot some hoops like a salmon,

#2 oh did you see that, that was an abulute salmon!

#3 oh man i did her like a salmon
by the salmon van April 2, 2010
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