squirrel hunter

A person with misaligned eyes; someone with one or both lazy or wonky eyes; ie, one eye is looking at you, and the other eye is "hunting squirrels."

Tracy McGrady is a little bit of a squirrel hunter

by Professor Remus April 22, 2008

squirrel head

a person who puts their sack in someone other than themselves face

payton manning squirrel headed a reporter

by i dont need a name to rock June 27, 2008

squirrel handed

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

by gimme lovin September 20, 2003

Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.

Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

by One wet squirrel June 01, 2009

secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 April 27, 2007

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

by recliners December 16, 2009

squirrel bite

a very powerful backhand to the nads.

man 1: i just got bit by a squirrel. come look at it.

man 2: ok.

man 1: "squirrel bite".......
*backhands man 2 in the sack.*

by .j.g. August 15, 2006