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Dirty Spency

When you cut your penis off and you let a female mantis lay eggs in it and stick it up your best friends ass and they hatch
Spencer’s grandpa gave him the dirty spency last night. He can still feel the eggs crawling inside of hi.
by Razalicious April 22, 2024
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Return To Spender

Da way you should mark an envelope containing an astronomical department-store/online-merchant invoice dat someone who had "gone wild with his credit card" has sent to you and blubberingly asked if you would pay off his bill for him. Hey --- we are all responsible for our actions, so unless there was actually a prior agreement, it's not up to someone else to "bail you out" if you are not wise/thrifty with your purchasing!
I always try to be very frugal and carefully calculate how much I am paying for an actual/virtual cart of merchandise, so that hopefully I can avoid having any "Return To Spender" letters' winding up in my mailbox!
by QuacksO September 22, 2020
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Yuh big & yuh have sence

🥴🌧 Weather for buss back 👽
She: Why we pulling in Double Palm 🌴🌴?

Him: Yuh big & yuh have sence
by Cillerz May 7, 2021
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