richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

Richard

Name for a man's penis.

Don't be a Richard

by Twizted_Soul May 15, 2020

Richard

A man with dreams. A Richard looks like he is always having fun, like his life is perfectly fine. But he is working for his life behind the curtains. A Richard barely shares his personal problems to anyone, so if he shares them with you, you are one of the few people he trusts. Only certain people know that Richard is a lowkey loving person, because he doesn’t express it well. Richard is well-built and has a beautiful smile. His laugh is contagious and will make you smile too. Note: Richards are freaky and will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions.

Do you know a Richard?
Yeah, why?
Oh well, goodluck then I guess.

by lolsiapahayo November 23, 2021

Richard

from amazing world of Gumball, Gumball's father, Nicole's husband.

Richard: They shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it."
Nicole: Richard, you ate a chair.

by tinypeeny February 21, 2022

Richard

It's Basically Dick But More In An Appropriate way, Or It's Just That Parents Got Tired Of Calling Thier Kids Dick Because Of The New Generation

I'm Sorry For Anyone Who's Called Richard
No Hard Feelings

Bob: Hey Dick
Richard: The Fuck You Say
Bob: No, I Don't Mean Any Offense But It's Just That The Name Dick Is Short For Richard, No Hard Feelings
Richard: Oh Ok, None Taken

by Graze Costumni June 6, 2019

Richard

A man who's dead inside. Lives up to the name Dick. The kind of person even a mother cant love

You can tell that guys a Richard because he's eating alone. Dont be a Richard

by RichardKingofhatred August 12, 2025