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Retard Whisperer

Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.
Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"

Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"

Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"
by Ivan K. February 10, 2009
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Ricky Retardo

A person with a lack of brain power or common sense.
by Don juan Jr. December 7, 2010
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fuckin' retarded

When something goes beyond just regular retarded and you have no other words to describe it. Another way to say "extremely retarded" when you want to add pointless profanity to an already highly offensive slur on the mentally handicapped.
guy: How are you?
girl: I'm fine.
guy: Are you fine?
girl: ...yeah.
guy: You're fine then?
girl: Are you fuckin' retarded?
by jjddfftt June 27, 2012
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Rear Admiral

A man who admires other mens rear ends, with thoughts of buggering the admired rear end.
Did tou see how long Darrel was staring at that guys ass? He is a big time Rear Admiral
by JackTors May 14, 2019
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Russian rear end

When driving along in the left lane of a two lane street, most likely Coney Island Avenue in Brooklyn, a pre-owned 5 series BMW cuts you off while a black 2001 Nissan Maxima stays steady to your right. The BMW then suddenly stops short, and because the Maxima is blocking you from swerving into the right lane, you rear end the BMW in front of you, which was all part of their plan. Passengers in the BMW all claim neck and back injuries and collect tens of thousands of dollars from insurance companies, largely in part to testimony from crooked Brighton Beach Orthopedists.
Oren was driving down Coney Island Avenue on his way home to Manhattan Beach. Suddenly, a black BMW cut him off, while a bronze Maxima pulled up to his right. Before he could realize what was going on, the BMW stopped short, causing him to plow into it. The driver and all 4 passengers of the BMW exited the car holding their necks and backs in pain, claiming to be severely injured; except the only injury here was done to Oren, the unsuspecting victim of Russian rear end.
by Mr. Hoboski December 19, 2008
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retard dictionary

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.
I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.
by Tedro357 March 28, 2009
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Retard

You
You are a retard
by YouTube User January 13, 2020
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