real man

1. An abusive, self-involved, sex crazed guy with chest hair and a 5 o'clock shadow at 2pm. Frequently talks about his recent "scores" and the size of his equipment.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.

1. "I sure hope I find a real man someday so that I can get pregnant and abused."
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"

by Kellie November 29, 2003

real bitch

a female that keep going back to a nigga that fucks up over and over again don't mean she dumb, she a real bitch. if she can put up with the same niggas bullshit, continue to try and stick by his side through every up and down is a RIDER. niggas are dumb and got a lot of fucking up to do, only a real bitch will put. up with it. perfect niggas do not exist! grow up, get shit straight and don't start over unless you have to.💯💯

Those girls over there are real bitches, they keep getting played by the same niggas but they're still with them.

by realbitch1 December 15, 2019

real nice

When something is shitty, less than ideal, or not functioning properly

"That piano is real nice"

"Kids are dumb"
"You are real nice"

Q: "How about this weather?" *looks up at gray sky*
A: "Real nice."

by jphab April 16, 2014

real outdoorsman

DAVE KUBAN and MIKE GALINIS

dave and mike are real outdoorsman... i wish i was as cool as them.

by davey poo April 19, 2005

real talk

a term used in serious situations. Usually used when making a point, somewhat replacing the word "swear".

"... real talk I aint playin, Im bout to beat yo ass!"

"real talk get from infront of my house before I shoot you!"

by ShawnIcey August 2, 2009

The real MVP

A nigga who is the shit.

My ex brought me some food he is the real mvp!

by Pussymarijuanajuana April 16, 2016

real man

non existant being. One of the myths that can be joined with, but not limited to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and god.

There is no such thing as a real man.

by Single White Female January 3, 2004