Fruity Queef Nugget 

A person who is being a complete asshole.
and you just feel like killing.
and needs to get hit by a queef nugget.

"Get off my girlfriend you fucking fruity queef nugget!"

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Fruity Queef Nugget by FQN May 27, 2009

pickled queef 

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

pickled queef by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

on command queef 

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

on command queef by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

Nissan Queef 

An alternative name for the Nissan Leaf electric car. It's called a Nissan Queef because it's a little pussy fart of a car.

OMG Did you see what Jim is driving? He'd driving a Nissan Queef! I never knew Jim was gay.

Nissan Queef by Shawnerrr November 22, 2010

European Queef 

A European Queef is where a female queefs into a male's stretched asshole.

Martha let European Queefed into Mark's asshole last night.

European Queef by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011

Up-Queef 

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
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Up-Queef by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011

Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.

That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!

Power Queef by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013