Paperweight

Refers to the less attractive person in the relationship.

I can’t believe Mimi is with David - he’s so the paperweight in the relationship.

by BootyInspector February 6, 2018

Paper Boy

A boy that does the most for no reason other than attention. The reason they're called "Paper Boys", are because they're all about that "extra, extra, get it all here" bs.

Dude 1: *starts hyperventilating and doing to most.*
Dude 2: "bruh, stop being a paper boy."

by Littlepepsi March 17, 2020

shotty paper

When the cellophane wrapper from a blunt is placed on the end of the cigar as an extension during the process of giving a shotgun it helps direct the smoke to the mouth or nose of the recipient and cuts the loss of smoke creating a more efficient smoking experience.

"Hey, don't throw away the shotty paper. We'll use that when we give shotguns."

by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004

shakin paper

To not understand instructions and to continue to try and sift through the paper work, and come up with the same result over and over and over and over again. Then step away and try again.

My fucking crack head boss keeps making me sit there and start shakin paper with him. That shit don't work!

by Jeremiah Smith January 4, 2008

Big Paper Daddy

a person of considerable wealth or financial means. Rich. Affluent. Monied. Prosperous

The guy paid cash for his new Benz. He's a big paper daddy.

by Chico Jones December 11, 2009

Toilet Paper Bitch

It's when mike goes to wipe his ass and his finger slips through the toilet paper. Therefore mike becomes the toilet paper bitch

mike washes his fingers in shame after becoming the toilet paper bitch

by mexican mike 513 April 17, 2016

hot paper

Cash

Can't wait for a solid job so I can have a regular washline of hot paper

by beccange September 4, 2017