my pretty pony

A phrase to describe an adult who remains trapped in a childish worldview and is therefore unwilling to deal with reality, instead reverting to the benign idealism of her early days playing "My Little Pony" and brushing her doll's hair.

She wanted it written into the divorce agreement that their five-year-old has to spend every birthday until he's eighteen with her, since they happen to have the same birthday...she's so...my pretty pony.

She was far too "my pretty pony" to deal with the IRS's lien notice. "How can I possibly pay my $2000 tax debt," she reasoned as she burned the letter, "when there are Gucci handbags to buy?"

by urbanangel225 July 12, 2011

The Pretty Girl Effect

1. The effect pretty girls have on people attracted to women

2. Glazed-over eyes and drool

"Poor guy, he was in the middle of a killer joke when Leslie walked in and the Pretty Girl Effect took over. What a shame..."

"Total Pretty Girl Effect! It was like I couldn't even breathe..."

by thelavena May 24, 2010

drink him pretty

A Southern colloquial expression similar to beer gogglesused by Paula Deen to describe when one imbibes or drinks a copious quantity of alcohol to make the person you are with look better.

"Michael had a big ugly beard and I didn't know what to expect if he wanted to kiss me, so, girl, I decided to drink him pretty!"

by Chris Hammer October 1, 2007

man pretty

pretty in all the manly ways, i.e. scruff, rugged, knows how to handle a woman

Damn that Kal is man pretty! You see that scruff, those eyes and his workin hands...

by vdoom October 8, 2008

The Pretty Good Depression

The current economic downturn, which is declining quickly toward a depression. No breadlines yet, like in the *Great* Depression, but still, it is significant - let's say *Pretty Good*

(In the year 2020)

Joe History Teacher: The Pretty Good Depression started in late 2007 as wild speculation in the housing markets fueled by artificially suppressed and lax credit came to a crash, lasting until through 2011. Unemployment didn't reach Great Depression levels but did peak at over 15% in the United States.

by Fraggle Rockstar March 26, 2009

thumbnail pretty

When someone on an online dating site looks attractive in the list, but when you click to view their profile and see a larger image, you realize they're actually not attractive at all.

I thought he was hot, but then I zoomed in and realized he was only thumbnail pretty.

by Claire McNight February 21, 2010

mask pretty

When a person is deceivingly attractive with a mask on.

Jake, look at that girl over there, she's hot.

Dude, she's just mask pretty, wait until she takes the mask off.

by Bellanca88 May 23, 2020