Wet Lamp Post

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

post-punk

Music that came out of the punk scene in the early 80s and late 1970s.

The Cure, Joy Division, The Smiths, The Jam, Siouxsie and the Banshees, are all post punk bands.

by Osc May 25, 2004

Rage post

When a facebook, myspace or twitter user is mad and makes a status out of complete rage and noone gets it or even notices it

kid: oh man i just rage posted...

man: all my news feed is rage posts D:

by CA-MACHO October 18, 2011

Lamp post

The place in Narnia marking where the wardrobe is.

Mr. Tumnus met Lucy by the lamp post.

by Starrgrl October 23, 2009

Post-Avatar Depression

A serious bout of emotional depression usually occuring after watching James Cameron's "Avatar", and realizing that no matter what, our world will never be as cool as that, and you will never be able to ride a dragon, live in trees, or have awesome blue skin.

Friend 1: "Hey man is Chris coming to club tonight?"

Friend 2: "Naw man, he's still going through post-avatar depression..."

by IAH January 22, 2010

Lamp post

Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.

"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"

"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"

by Angry rantman June 16, 2018

post-coitus

1.The time period right after ejaculation into a female.

Guy 1: Last night, I skeeted on Mayra after 5 minutes.
Guy 2: Aww shit dude
Guy 1: Man, that was the longest post-coitus silence ever!

by vote_4_pedro987 December 28, 2005