Hemorrhoid porn

When someone has a large hemorrhoid and participates in anal love

Dude is that blood ?
Yea I went all in that hemorrhoid porn.

by Breyez13 August 13, 2017

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Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©

BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.

by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019

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Soda Porn

The act of violently smashing two soda cans together and moaning loudly

Cunt 1: Hey did you hear about Jason’s soda porn addiction?
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it

by CockRocker69 December 18, 2017

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tennis porn

When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.

After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.

by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017

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Pixel Porn

Dream's fetish.

Pixel Porn.
Dream's fetish.

by Skelt April 9, 2017

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Starbucks Porn

Simple as the name is, porn that involves a Starbucks kink. This type of porn is popular among basic bitches s it involves all their favourite Starbucks beverages.

Damn that was some kinky Starbucks Porn, she had a whole frappucino up her vag.

by WHatspoppinJimbo October 9, 2017

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